It’s never a good idea to play pelota in a silver thaw. You’re better off heading to a club and doing a jota instead, but watch out for black ice on your way. Have a parada? You’re probably going to need a Mormon derrick. But if you’re a cho cho, eat a maple bar. Chances are you’ll have the free time to climb a laurel, at least until it gets cut down and heads to a doghole.

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